Chief

Chief is the very definition of “future leader.” Well, at least he seems to be under the impression. Chief’s currently trying to combine majoring in BUS, EUR, and ECO with Debate and Investment club activities.

Quote: “You know… Feel that AUBG Magic!”

 Nobody knows what caused Dude’s obsessive insecurity and fear of women. Some say a drunken one-night stand with an easygoing AUBGer is to blame. Now, he’s just trying to get out of the way, finish his Business major, and spend a quiet, uneventful life.

Quote: “Uhm, ok.”

Emo, some say, is a very derogatory term. Others say everything derogatory contained in the term is well- and truly deserved. This guy is the very proof of those believes. All he ever does is quietly ponder the misery called life.   

Quote: “Is that supposed to cheer me up?”

Big

While some fear impending weight problems, there’s nothing impending about the 173kg mass of fat and meat called Big. He’s big, mean, sarcastic and not too sensitive. Also, much smarter than most people think. What they mistake for stupidity is, in fact, his lack of compassion, interest, or care for others.

Quote: “Do I look like I care?”